Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
pennylanebarbershop 1 mon.agoA college freshman was mowing lawns for a summer job. At a particular house, having a huge yard, he was allowed to use the shower after he had finished. On one occasion, as he entered the bathroom, he was shocked to see the lady of the house stark naked. “Haven’t you seen a naked woman before,” she asked. “Yes,” he replied, “but on the previous occasions, I was paying them.” “Well, we can fix that. Your choice, the usual $200, or we can go have fun in bed.” The boy hesitated, knowing he needed the money, but her luscious body was too much to resist. After they had finished, she asked, “Well, was I as good as any of those filthy prostitutes you fucked?” “Yeah, in fact, you were the best prostitute I ever had!”
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I sent him to get a single light bulb and he came back with a pack.
The letter "h."
Too many people were talking behind my back
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Safe to say I was in denial.
It's that time travel gives you Parkinsons.
I told him he makes a much better door than a window.
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